Ye Olde Goddess Shoppe ☆ Green Goddess Mothers’ Circle

An oversized cream tee printed in black line work with an entire shell bikini: a scallop-shell bra on beaded straps, a curtain of shell and bead strands hanging beneath it, and tie-side bottoms with the bows drawn on, placed so the wearer appears to be in it

The Shell Bikini Coverup

The entire bikini printed on an oversized tee: shell bra, a curtain of bead strands, tie-side bottoms with the bows drawn on. Wear it over your suit, over nothing, or over the fact that you were never going to change.

$40 / made to your order

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A natural cream tee printed in black line work with two heads of butter lettuce, drawn leaf by leaf and placed like a bra

The Lettuce Bra

Two heads of butter lettuce doing a bra’s whole job, drawn leaf by leaf in one black line on natural cotton. Same principle as the shell bikini: the outfit is already printed on, so you are technically dressed. Wear it to the farmers market and watch someone work it out in real time.

$34 / made to your order

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A charcoal acid-wash oversized tee printed in one black line with a female reproductive system — uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries — drawn so the tubes sweep up into horns and the whole thing resolves into a longhorn skull

Tough as a Uterus

A whole female reproductive system, drawn so it resolves into a longhorn skull: fallopian tubes sweeping up into the horns, ovaries sitting wide where the ears would be, cervix running all the way down the long face. Reads as a cow skull across the parking lot and as anatomy up close, which is the entire point. One black line on a charcoal acid wash, cut oversized so it hangs like something you have owned for years.

$44 / made to your order

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Five sticker sheets fanned across a wooden table, each printed in one blue on cream: mermaids, orcas, salmon, an octopus, sea turtles, a heron, a raven, cedar trees, kelp, coral, shells, moons, constellations and a sun with a face

Holo Goddess Sticker Sheets

Five sheets, kiss-cut on holographic vinyl and drawn in one blue: mermaids, orcas, salmon, an octopus, turtles, a heron, cedar, kelp, coral, shells, moons, constellations and a sun with opinions. Take one sheet or take all five. They will end up on your water bottle, your laptop, and one municipal sign you will deny knowing about.

$6.66 / sheet · all five for $28

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Or ask first:

Checkout takes size and fit as you go, so this form is for the questions that come before that — a colour, a change, a blank we do not stock yet. We order blanks to you (XS through 5X and beyond, wherever the blank exists), so nobody squeezes into anything. We write back with payment and shipping details.

ADMINS RECEIVE: your order, handle, and email. Merch ships in boring, unmarked packaging — the circle stays anonymous even on your porch.

Keep The Cove Afloat

No paywall, no ads, no tiers, and nobody’s data sold to anybody. There is a tip jar now and absolutely nothing is behind it — the server bill is just real, and this is still not a business, it’s a group chat with a mermaid problem. If the circle gave you something, toss a coin in.

☕ Buy the pod a coffee

participation is still the only membership — the jar just pays the server and the vinyl