Ask for listening, ideas, help, or company.
Motherhood is weird.
A private chill space for Kitsap County moms. Choose a goddess, speak freely, and get a little freaky. (Not in a MomTok way. Very much not that way. And not in a culty way either, unless things snowball, idk. Consenting adults can discuss the ground rules later, girliepops.)
What you pour, roll, or microdose at home is your business. We are not your probation officer. The only rules are the obvious ones: nobody drives, nobody gets hurt, nobody in your care is ever at risk. We all have our vices. This is company for otherwise siloed lives: alone, together. <3
The Mermaid Cove is the community forum. The Pod Squad is the blog space.
Apparently we are each dynamic beings. Have patience with each other.
for moms still reparenting themselves request an invite →The Mermaid Cove the community side
No solutions. Solidarity only.
Wellness experiments that actually helped.
Finished, unfinished, edible, or hot-glued.
Outfit of the day, show-offs, and outfit feedback—when requested.
Ferries, beaches, errands, and local lore.
Say “yo.” Get a “yo” back.
The Pod Squad
Kitsap County’s paperless mom zine
Remember that voice note you forgot about recording — crying in the car, freaking out about that thing.
Remember how you were so sure you were going to post it, and how you knew the parasocials would get how entirely worked up you are? Did you never post it? Is it scary?
Let’s be brave, privately. Let’s give those moments a new life.
[pod squad enter stage left]
Choose your goddess
This is you, truly defining yourself in this moment. Your current self, not your daytime résumé. A goddess and a fucking warrior.
Part stripper name, part David Bowie alias. Change it whenever you need.
CONGRATS: FOUNDING GODDESS ACCESS UNLOCKED.
You found us early enough to be one of the first three founding members. That is kind of a big deal around here. It is far too early to say this. Saying it anyway: we love you.
The Mermaid Ball
A twice-yearly campfire somewhere in the county. Roll some blunts, meet the pod, enjoy the face reveal of the century.
No date yet — the first one happens when there are enough of us to be worth the drive. Planning, and the dress code, live in the cove.
Full photos and accessibility information will be supplied upon invitation!
NO KIDS // NO PARTNERS // 21+
Join the circle:
Nobody here goes by their real name. 🧜♀️ That is the whole point.
This is for moms with social needs and no realistic way to meet them. The ones doing the math on adult friendship at 11pm, between wiping shit off of other shit. Somebody finally took the “if you build it, they will come” approach. Or whatever. It worked.
Request an invite to The Mermaid Cove and let’s all become friends.
“No algorithm, no ads, nobody’s personal brand. The circle only works because people keep showing up for each other. Stick around.”
xo, the pod
ADMINS RECEIVE: your email, goddess, and local answer.

